I'm here in Philly and if it wasn't for my general fear of being mugged, stabbed (or much worse) I would go buy a ticket to tonight's game. But let's face it. A girl dressed in a Patriots hoodie outside the Eagles stadium at 7pm at night is like tying chum to a kids bathing suit and letting them swim out in the ocean water of cape cod (where schools of great whites have been reported)
I'm not really in the mood to have the blue beat out me. Some might question my team loyalty but honestly I like to think I'm just practicing good survival skills.
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